Young and Stupid

February 12, 2014 § Leave a comment

“At least when you’re young you’re also stupid.”

— Douglas Coupland, Hey Nostradamus!

Old TV Shows Are Funny

February 10, 2014 § Leave a comment

I recently started watching Babylon 5. It’s a sci-fi series about a sort of mega UN in outer space with the daunting task of maintaining peace not just on Earth but on an interplanetary scale. Let me tell you that is pretty hard to do going by the number of episodes in the series (there are 110 of them) and the number of movies (five).  « Read the rest of this entry »

Dogs Are People Too II

February 2, 2014 § Leave a comment

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

– Ann Landers

When Your Bestie Is A Dog

January 29, 2014 § Leave a comment

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

— Edward Abbey

Giraffes And Other Fun Animals

January 20, 2014 § Leave a comment

“Jason said, “Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe.”
“What does the ‘T’ stand for?”
“The.”

— Douglas Coupland, Hey Nostradamus!

A True Quote from Tony on NCIS

January 16, 2014 § Leave a comment

“Hope this doesn’t turn into one of those whacked out games of tic-tac-toe.  You know, a finger here, an arm there, you find a head and you’ve got a meat puzzle.”

Dogs Are People Too

January 8, 2014 § Leave a comment

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

— Steven Wright

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