Random Thoughts

I Have Random Thoughts About Work

I don’t like it.

Today I tried on a pair of jeans called ‘Breathless.’ The name did not deter me. That was a mistake. It was meant to be taken literally.

Babies are insane.

Tea is for sissies.

On this website I can publish a post tomorrow even when it’s today, thereby making time travel possible.

You’re welcome.

Justin Bieber reminds me of a lesbian.