January 27, 2014 § Leave a comment
I once read that all living beings with warm blood coursing through their veins roughly share the same number of heart beats before dying regardless whether that person is a rat, an elephant or Sam from down the street.
Our poor little hearts pump non stop from the time we come out of our mommy’s hooha until the time someone either lowers us into a grave or shoves us into a box and then over a fire or, if you live on the wild side, until we are eaten by a larger animal than us. By the time we die, it is estimated our hearts will contract about 2.5 billion times! « Read the rest of this entry »
January 17, 2014 § Leave a comment
Apparently I wasn’t the only one who thought so. The people at Jezebel also did. A recent posting on their awesome website said so, so it must be true.
But then again, it’s hard not to think of the cover of the new Garnet Hill catalogue as a vagina. Because IT IS a vagina made from a tasteful arrangement of peas and a pod. « Read the rest of this entry »
January 14, 2014 § Leave a comment
I have this painting hanging on a wall. I did it myself back when I thought I might one day be able to.
My friend asked my when she first saw it, “Why do you have a vagina hanging on your wall?” « Read the rest of this entry »