Why Overeating Is Better Than Smoking Crack
February 14, 2014 § Leave a comment
I have terrible eating habits. It’s a fact. Dinner might be Oreo cookies, a Tootsie roll pop, a bowl of Fruit Loops and salami (hot Calabrese only please). I can easily eat an entire pumpkin pie in a day or several bags of chips. Today, for instance, I had chicken wings with suicide sauce, blue cheese and a Coke for breakfast. For breakfast folks!
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Young and Stupid
February 12, 2014 § Leave a comment
“At least when you’re young you’re also stupid.”
— Douglas Coupland, Hey Nostradamus!
Old TV Shows Are Funny
February 10, 2014 § Leave a comment
I recently started watching Babylon 5. It’s a sci-fi series about a sort of mega UN in outer space with the daunting task of maintaining peace not just on Earth but on an interplanetary scale. Let me tell you that is pretty hard to do going by the number of episodes in the series (there are 110 of them) and the number of movies (five). « Read the rest of this entry »
Why Dry Cleaners Give Me A Funny Feeling (In a Bad Way)
February 9, 2014 § 1 Comment
I don’t like dry cleaners. You may be asking yourself: how is it possible for someone not to like a place where other people clean your dirty clothes for you? Because I do like it when someone else cleans my home from top to bottom or does my piles of laundry without question. I fact I love it. I love it when someone else cooks for me (and does the dishes), or drives me to where I want to go or fixes things that are broken in my home. So why the grudge against dry cleaners? « Read the rest of this entry »
Dogs Are People Too II
February 2, 2014 § Leave a comment
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
When Your Bestie Is A Dog
January 29, 2014 § Leave a comment
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
— Edward Abbey
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